Francis the Exorcising Pope nixes the Popemobile for upcoming trip to Brazil. Thank God, it was distressing to see the Pope afraid of death. Made me wonder whether something was wrong in heaven. I hear he also refuses to stay in the Apostolic Palace. And I am totally impressed by the twitter indulgences. If you follow the pope on twitter you get a few days shaved off your time in purgatory. Now if only the Catholic Church could take a more progressive view on pedophilia among its priests, women’s rights especially their reproductive rights, and sexuality we might all be able to skip purgatory all together and go straight to heaven.